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harrythehobo:

two types of people

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart
comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

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